[a18ttc]

I will start it off.

A roundabout is like a playground!

 

[MikaelSE]

Any stretch of road, with twists in it, and no cops is a playground...

 

[Senna]

... When you come back from a run with aching neck muscles from all the G - forces!

 

[Targ86]

it says so in the registration document.

 

[a18ttc]

it says so in the registration document.

And the Isle of Skye is a playground!

 

[a18ttc]

... When you come back from a run with aching neck muscles from all the G - forces!

And you become a grommet salesman.

 

[a18ttc]

Any stretch of road, with twists in it, and no cops is a playground...

And you go to another country (Danmark) to buy Osrams.

 

[ShinyBRZ]

When I notice the Toyota badge on the wheel and not a Subaru one...

 

[Nig]

You take a 20 mile detour just to drive across town.

 

[keelerad]

When you do a 30 mile round trip to Buxton to buy Marge!

Alec

 

[Angel C]

When people ask "How's your new Mazda..?"

 

[Angel C]

When you drive an 80 mile round trip just to pick up a cream cake from a good bakery...

 

[Senna]

When I notice the Toyota badge on the wheel and not a Subaru one...

Racism !

 

[Nig]

When you drive an 80 mile round trip just to pick up a cream cake from a good bakery...

Mmm, I see I'm doing this detouring wrong!

 

[Angel C]

When you drive an 80 mile round trip just to pick up a cream cake from a good bakery...

Mmm, I see I'm doing this detouring wrong!

Heh, I got lost on some local back roads last weekend, didn't have a clue where I'd got to... just kept driving until I got to a place I'd heard of and picked up from there.

 

[ShinyBRZ]

...when your perspective changes from "lost" to "just enjoying exploring"...

 

[lukester]

When your fillings are shaken out waiting for a green light?

 

[ShinyBRZ]

When you start wondering if the steering rack's on upside down!

 

[rob275]

when the CEL kicks in y0!

 

[ianf]

When you spend 10 minutes extra cruising round car parks looking for the 'one' true space.
Hit the supermarket at 10pm when all the careless types are tucked up in front of the telly.
Get to work half an hour early so you can park right in front of your desk window.

Sad, but true.